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d0nn0:

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my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

what does that have to do with anything??

it was cool

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

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FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

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MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

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OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

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JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

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THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

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LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

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ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

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FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

askjeanthecollegekid:

ixq:

but what if people did start to name their kids after their favourite characters do you know how terrified id be if my child came home from school one day asking if they can go play at komaedas house

If my child came home and asked if they could go to Eren’s basement party I’d ask if I can come too.

Reblog and see if you get a color.
  • PURPLE:

    We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

  • FUCHSIA:

    I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

  • GREY:

    You leave me with jumbled words.

  • RED:

    I'm in love with you.

  • PINK:

    I have a crush on you.

  • TURQUOISE:

    You're hot.

  • CHARTREUSE:

    I sincerely wish you would notice me.

  • TEAL:

    We have quite a lot in common.

  • BLUE:

    You are my Tumblr crush.

  • ORANGE:

    I dislike your page.

  • YELLOW:

    PLEASE FUCK ME.

  • WHITE:

    PLEASE MARRY ME.

  • GREEN:

    I find you cute.

  • BLACK:

    I would date you.

  • BROWN:

    I dislike you.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

murtunacaptor:

baliset:

zillydun:

saccharinescorpion:

okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons
“my gender is Half a Skirt.” “i identify as a really lazy jumping jack”

 I said this on Facebook but
I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don’t Need No Man????
?????????

my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy

I’ll have you know I’ve been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes.

my gender is the dude who’s pretending to be an airplane

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

murtunacaptor:

baliset:

zillydun:

saccharinescorpion:

okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons

“my gender is Half a Skirt.” “i identify as a really lazy jumping jack”

 I said this on Facebook but

I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don’t Need No Man????

?????????

my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy

I’ll have you know I’ve been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes.

my gender is the dude who’s pretending to be an airplane

littlelex710:

Mind fuckin blown by Joe Peters

littlelex710:

Mind fuckin blown by Joe Peters

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

qanmon:

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

OH MY GOD.

papa-erwin:

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

what if levi doesn’t spin on purpose what if he’s just a big fucking spazz who can’t hold shit properly 

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humanity’s swiftest trainwreck

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The man who will lead us to victory, ladies and gentlemen.

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The adventures of a completely able man in his early 30’s.

you guy can totally add to this if you want

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"I’m not a Survey Corps."